I was called monkey lips by some white boys back in grade school. I simply said, “Monkeys don’t have lips. Just like you don’t have lips. Monkeys are hairy. Just like you people are hairy. Monkeys have long ears. Just like you have long ears when you get old. You’re the monkey white boy.” I’m still proud of myself for…

Yeah, IP address activity tracking is just unheard of these days.

Ahh there it is. The complete lack of understanding of how technology and the internet works. Most everything posted online is traceable, especially to a 90s era community discussion board, a lot of actions on a computer are traceable, and 911 calls are traceable.

That quote is very much signed and very much attributed. You’re just too dense to understand that because it’s not right in front of your face. It’s an objective fact until it’s not, sure, but your lack of understanding that this could be proved and continuing defense of behavior you think can’t be proved is an act of…

You are 100% wrong. Just shut up and be wrong.

I think my brain has finally reached ‘Peak Tesla.’

This is the part I can’t wrap my head around. What do you guys think is happening as you hurtle down a rainy highway? Your car is being blasted with gritty and likely chemical laden water at high speeds. So am I really supposed to be worried about the occasional trip through a car wash? Nah screw that. Makes no…

My car can’t jump. It can barely get out of its own way.

This is the dumbest jalop fear mongering there is. It’s a fucking car that hurdles down the road at 20-100+ miles per hour but you’re going to worry about a soapy car washes water source?

Thank god, someone made this comment so I don’t have to. Take your star, logical thinking friend! And may we forever ride off into the awesome automated car wash sunset.

I often use the full contact car wash during winter and never had any issues. It may not be the best for the paint but it is still better than leaving the winter dirt on it.

I’m just writing my brain farts down for you, that’s all.

Yo Dawg, we heard you like ass...

Exactly

I’m really confused now.

Look at all the wing nuts they did save us from. How’d ya like to be next to the guy with the Orc killing thingy? How’d ya like to be on the plane with 2 propane tanks in its hold?

So efficiently they let box cutters onto airplanes resulting in 3000 and change deaths. so efficient.

Oh, honey. Nice try, but I survived the usenet wars before the dawn of the Eternal September.

oh you dog you... ruff ruff.. you young pups sure are aggressive... no technique..but very aggressive.

never wanted to just SEE a car in my life, let alone touch, get in, drive, or own. My brain doesn’t work in the rarified air of possible F1 ownership, but if riches were to shower me with a change of mindset, you are darn right, I would pony up whatever it took and I would drive it to Exotics at Redmond Towncenter…