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This would be the first time Infiniti utilized Nissan’s VQ engine in a rear-wheel drive and all-wheel drive configuration

I have shamed myself. U2. Coldplay. Same difference right!?

Those pilots better viva la vida.

It doesn’t look anything like an Aveo save for the fact it’s a 5 door hatch.

If a vehicle adheres to all the rules, and blows everyone else out of the water, then the problem is not the vehicle. The problem is the rulebook. Talk about boring. I was maybe going to watch this race this weekend, but I may as well just watch a chess match because this won’t be racing, it will be a mind game.

Even worse!

Big engine, small car is always cool. Yellow is rarely cool. Especially that shade.

I’d like it if it weren’t the color of pee from a hung over college kid.

Too bad the cage is fucking yellow. Yuck.

Ha. Now I’ll have to check it out. Is it worth my time?

I had heard of it, never saw it. Is your “Oh boy” in reference to the show? Or just disgust in my terrible pun? ;)

Then again, those vehicle don’t require a degree in mechanics to fix.

Oh I remember that as well.

I’d be fine with it having that engine. But unless something drastic changes in my lifetime, I don’t think I’ll ever own another VAG product.

That would require too much thought for a marketing department.

It’s a leap ahead of everything else out there that doesn’t even have a name. Mazda CX-9, Volvo XC90, Acura MDX, Acura RDX, Honda CR-V, Toyota Rav4.

Teramont? Quantum would have been better. Has enough history with the VW fanboys, but not enough to conjur up images of horror for non-fanboys especially non-jalop’s.

This is article is to an automotive review as your thoughts on the Fusion Sport is to a sports sedan.

I like this answer. It’s also the first answer I’ve received from a Gawker Media employee regarding the overlap in topic of their main blogs and sub blogs. I don’t visit Deadspin enough to care, but the same questions have come up on other GM sites and no one from GM cared to comment. You’re right. It’s not my website

Right. So why are politics part of Deadspin, a sports blog? IDC If you’ve been doing it for a year. It’s a valid question. Why are politics being put into a sports blog? If the answer is because management wants us to, then say that. Don’t just tell your readers to eat shit.