The more jalopnik articles I read the more I realize the authors here are nothing, and to use a quote from this very article, a bunch of neckbeards rather than real gear heads.

This is a non-story that is only adding fuel to the fire that is not allowing vehicle owners to have access to modify the vehicles they own. Fundamentally, this is no different than getting an ECU tune for your Focus ST. Sorry excuse for a story.

It’s an oxymoron to these not really a jalopnik, jalopnik.com writers because it makes a pandering headline to people who illogically hate the prius.

You’re missing the point entirely. The drunk guy doesn’t care what’s legal or not. He’s drunk and wants to get home. Would you rather he drive himself or get his Tesla to drive him home? I’m not at all advocating Tesla have a drunk owner mode but It’s simply a lesser of two evils. Pick one. The only sure fire way to…

I’m convinced Brad is part neanderthal.

You say this like this is a bad thing. If the drunk is stupid enough to try to get his tesla to drive him home, he’s stupid enough to drive drunk. The Tesla driving would better than drunk driving.

That’s what I was going to say!

The guardrails are huge. Compare the size of the guardrails to the hay bales that are in the foreground.

That Velomobile Milan looks way to small for what is in this video.

Poser? No. Sellout? Probably. Would I sell out for money? Probably.

This is awful. And I am going to come across as a total music snob here, but this is not country music and Chris Stapleton IS EXACTLY the problem. He WRITES a lot of the shitty, pseudo, country music for the shitty, pseudo country “artists.”

So a model is a brand now?

Can’t even reach sales goals using the sweat off american’s backs. Fucking assholes.

But officer, I wasn’t even the one driving. The car was driving itself!

No. I don’t particularly want to have to disclose to the government during my vehicles registration how many miles I drove car in a year.

Nevermind. Just watched one of his videos on youtube. He goes to BP.

I don’t get it. How does he get 11 baseballs in one game?! How many balls were lost that night?!

Anyone who says fix is absolutely insane.

There’s something funny about having the monetary reconciliation of a software cheat that cost millions of people billions of dollars be calculated by software made by the same company that used software maliciously.

I like it and agree with it. It just sucks all around this has happened.