It's like, what if Courtney Stodden could sing.

Ugh, all those words.

Teflon is a silicone lubricant.

My kids have both had cell phones since they started riding the bus. I don't trust the bus driver. There. I said it.

Why are viruses so damn prevalent? Because people do stupid shit.

My outrage dispenser is worn out, sadly.

Oh look. Our corporate overlords engage in unethical collusion. Shock. Dismay.

omg, her plastic hair. just. wow.

Wow, what an incredibly strange concern.

I mean, really I can't believe anyone thinks MSE is terrible. You must be joking.

What? MSE is top tier. There is absolutely no good reason to pay for virus protection on a windows box.

Yes, if she goes low carb.

The pork didn't give her diabetes, the sugar and starch did. Read a book once in a while, bro.

I like I am Beautiful and Fighter, but mostly for the message.

I *LOVE* her hair.

I hear you. Everyone has different musical tastes.

To be honest, I only know who Lana Del Rey is becuase of Jezebel.

Man, I'm lucky if my ATM will even give me money.

Celine Dion was amazing in the 90's. I 'm not afraid to admit I sang If You Asked Me To into a hairbrush about a thousand times. <_<

She really, really looks like MJ there. I don't get people who swear up and down that they aren't his kids.