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The man’s always one step ahead of you.

Fishing license.

Hoping my sarcasm meter is broken and you aren’t serious seeing as this was for a 2012 race...

....it doesn’t?

Keep engineering cars to combat stupid, you’re just engineering the next level of stupid.

Terrific! Do this in a Mustang and it attacks passersby. Do it in a Volvo and receive the gift of CDs.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Pop the hood, bet you’ll find a few of these:

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

‘D’ual motor

They shouldn't even waste time trying to come up with a badge.

Awesome reaction by Mr Stark.

I was expecting a GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL at some point

It’s true. Even my BRZ doesn’t 100% disengage traction and stability control when you turn it “off.” Fortunately there’s a sooper seekrit test mode activated by a Nintendo cheat code that turns it all the way off for real.

Just make sure it consents.