Ooh, I forgot about that.  I’m too afraid to be hopeful, been disappointed so many times.  But you’ve given me a glimmer of hope.

Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo staring the Impeached Dumbsicle.

Pineapple gets a bad rap due to it debut with just ham. As others have pointed out it adds a delicious sweetness that rounds out salty toppings. Sausage, bacon and pineapple is a great combination. 

Pinapple and black olive pizza is my go to. They’re delish. Sweet, salty, slight bitterness, umami from the tomato sauce, and CHEESE! What’s not to love? I’m also pro-mint chocolate, but it’s ok if other people aren’t. Somehow, I don’t think I’ll need to share my pizza much, though...

Are we really going to sit through 4-8 years of Republicans suddenly concerned about fiscal responsibility? My motherfucking taxes went up to pay for that $1.5 trillion monstrosity in 2017 that gave breaks to the wealthiest 400 or so families in the country. And now Republicans give a shit? Fuck you forever.

That would be poetic, considering Trump essentially defeated himself with his response to_________.

We know exactly what this is, cause he’s so transparent (and thinks he’s being slick, when he isn’t). When the Dems asked for $2k several months ago, and the Repubs said “oh no, that’s WAY too much money!”, but are now suddenly going to roll over because he decided to push it? He thinks if he gets everyone to go along…

Wait, what are the Coast Guard personnel called?

Guardians of North American Defense, needs to be acronymable, GoNAD. That seems appropriate for hanging right below the dick.

Guardians of Low Orbit Warfare.  Or GLOW.  Hopefully no one would think of anything about that to mock.

Guardians of the Low Earth Orbit

Also don’t discount the fact that Waddles is an ignorant slob who thinks “conserving resources” is for liberal wusses and tree-hugging pussies.

Let’s face it: the reason Waddles’ showers and toilets suck so much is because the folks who installed them hate his guts.

Florida went for Trump so as far as I’m concerned they can keep him. Permanently.

It’s like a beautiful dream; Asshole Vs. Florida Man.

I love to imagine him ringing all the good lawyers in the area and they’re like “sure I’ll represent you, I need a $1 million retainer up front and...hello?”

I keep picturing him carrying his tray into the cafeteria, and no one wants him to sit at their table, like in middle school.

I like that. And when it's pummeled by hurricanes we can take turns throwing paper towels at them.

I’ve been pushing the Napoleon route for awhile now. Just ship all of them off to an island, he might face justice for his crimes, but wouldn’t be good to just be done with all of them?