“I’d rather let him speak because he’s mentally gone, and occasionally he’d get off track and start talking about the birds and the bees,”

She said that so Republicans can’t say “Ginsburg would have wanted us to fill her vacancy asap!”

Very close. If Biden wins and she becomes one heartbeat away from becoming the first Woman President, it would be funny as hell if Joe started skydiving, surfing, skateboarding in traffic, hunting with Bobby Knight and Dick Cheney and stuff like that to trigger the Republicans. What would Fox News say if Biden showed…

To that point, how is it any different from appointing someone you don’t know, don’t know anything about, but who “donated” you a few million dollars to get elected?

Q: What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

It’s a garden. It’s supposed to have trees,shrubs and flowers. It’s not supposed to be a stage for fat ass and his lies. 

“We’ll just have to wait and see what the groundskeepers do next spring at the direction of the Bidens.”

Y’know, places like the Rose Garden needs ROSES. And color. Because all that pic makes me want to do is fall asleep, right there in the middle of the concrete. I don’t think I could make it to the grass without falling asleep.

We have always been at war with East Asia, unless you’re talking about absentee voting, then we have always been at war with Eurasia!

“Imagine accidentally hitting this while waiting for a herd of sheep to cross a road? Oh god.”

“The phrase I posted does not reflect my personal views at all,”

Just as vicious as The Lincoln Project, VoteVets is pretty damn brutal as well.

Meanwhile this reporter finally did what every single member of the media should have been doing every damn day since the orange fascist announced his candidacy five thousand years ago in the before-time.

Trump’s plan is that you die. It isn't like you went to his inauguration. 

Never forget-

Well, I was wondering how someone who needed to pay someone to take their SAT’s might pronounce “Yosemite.”

Obligatory:

Well, J-Kush (barf!) is the one boning Ivanka, so his father-in-law probably admires that about him - “such great taste in women, the most beautiful women, the kind of women I abuse”.

2020 sucks