We have always been at war with East Asia, unless you’re talking about absentee voting, then we have always been at war with Eurasia!

“Imagine accidentally hitting this while waiting for a herd of sheep to cross a road? Oh god.”

“The phrase I posted does not reflect my personal views at all,”

Just as vicious as The Lincoln Project, VoteVets is pretty damn brutal as well.

Meanwhile this reporter finally did what every single member of the media should have been doing every damn day since the orange fascist announced his candidacy five thousand years ago in the before-time.

Trump’s plan is that you die. It isn't like you went to his inauguration. 

Never forget-

Well, I was wondering how someone who needed to pay someone to take their SAT’s might pronounce “Yosemite.”

Obligatory:

Well, J-Kush (barf!) is the one boning Ivanka, so his father-in-law probably admires that about him - “such great taste in women, the most beautiful women, the kind of women I abuse”.

2020 sucks

Gosh, I was watching Obama speak while I was having lunch and 1) he looks great, 2) I miss this man... so. damn. much.

Liberals need a positive, exciting reason to show up to the polls and unify the party.

Kayne best keep Harriet’s name out of his mouth. If this fool fucks up this election he best not ever show his face again. To all ashy Hotep’s who want to ride with this fool you best stop your shit now. This is too damn important for you all to be messing around with this idiot.

Someone should remind them it will be up and running in time for the next Democratic President.

While we’re at it, it should be noted that if you have covid you should just... stop having that.

I know this is very, very wrong in very many ways. So why do they keep making me do it?

Maybe if Ms. Trump moved one of her rip-off dress factories back to the US, I could … oops.

So is Kimberly Guilfoyle lying about having it then, Chuck? Do tell!

Yeah. I mean, besides: