People of color are walking by our house! Get the guns!

That’s what you get in states where “proving you know what the hell you’re doing” before getting a gun is considered unconstitutional.

I can only imagine after that tweetstorm that Lindsey laid super dramatically on his fainting couch while clutching his pearls and putting his forearm on his head.

Can we please all agree to stop spreading the false message that Joe Biden is a sure win in November? We cannot afford to get complacent and have a repeat of 2016.

Miss Lindsey. Your seat will be the next one to flip to the “radical left”. I look forward to your southern belle meltdown when that day arrives. 

“spaghetti ‘n’ fashballs”

In July 1932, the Nazis won the largest plurality (32 percent) in German parliament but had other parties formed a coalition, they could have held back the Nazis. But the other parties didn’t: they were obsessed with infighting over smaller differences and failed to see the larger, existential threat. This is that…

Why would Jim Jordan want to wrestle Ron Pearlman anyway? Pearlman hasn't been a 17 year old boy for a long time...

Way too big.

You know what? That means our girl Farrah was born in 1978 and that means she was likely named after Farrah Fawcett. Her mama dreamed too big.

Two of those people are women. Two of them!

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

Yeah, but 15 IQ points isn’t that much of hurdle to overcome when love’s on the line...

Not sure, but is I do know.

Or how long it took Hannity to realize which random blonde at the office he was dating?

Sigh..the full biden quote:

Oh Kay Kay, the promise to never lie is fading everytime those big ol doe eyes of yours blink. Enjoy taking orders at Hardees when this is all done and your forever linked to Captain Orange McFuckstick....or hey..better plan! maybe he will grant you that coveted Mrs Trump 4 (5?) moniker when the current one jumps ship…

I’m beginning to seriously wonder about Trump’s mental health. I really think that something is wrong with him. I don’t even mean that to be funny. I really think something is wrong with his brain.