My most recent ex loved the 99 Tracer. “Such a cute car” Well, until 2 in a row lost compression. Now it’s “Such a cute car, but F that”

Kind sir, methinks you needeth help. Professional kind.

Some would say to pray for you... Maybe though, you are the mythical Mercury Tracer fan Torchinsky did not think he could find. Next up Torch grabs a lamp and walks through the town looking for an honest man. Thank you for sharing your trippy story, nice way to end the day.

I grew up in a family that made our living through owning a few Maaco body shops. As such, I learned all kinds of body/paint skills. My second favorite car to paint, just behind the 1998 Chrysler 5th Avenue (SUCH BOLD LINES, AND SO FUN TO PINSTRIPE!), was the Mercury Tracer. Something about it is soothing while in…

Can I get an order of 707 or 840 pound meat to go? Its for a friend, who is deficient in bacon burnouts.

This is so good.

- Chevy Hamaro

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

POUND-MEAT. So many levels.

Sure it’s light on horsepower, but it’s got 450 pound-meat of pork.

I ordered mine under the name Richard “Hamster” Hammond.

I saw the BMW and all I could think of is you could buy a Hellcat and have money left over for replacing suddenly worn rear tires. I will admit I may have different selection criteria.