Anyway, here are some other numbers to chew on: 14,951 tepid Top Gear memes reheated, 27 hopes of this show being original destroyed, two weeks left until the first episode airs and a shark jumped in the trailer alone.

You are absolutely right. I missed the mark, too. Unfortunately Note7 doesn’t work with the joke.

Except it is the Galaxy Note 7 that exploded, not the Galaxy S7. Points for trying.

You almost had it. The joke here is to call it a Model S7.

“Things were better back when they were worse.”

Here’s how much the bicycle has changed from 1908 until now:

I did a quick, minimalist bit of googling this morning and found that only about 52 Americans are alive today that were alive when the cubs last won the series...the oldest of whom would have been just over 2 years old....

Side note on history. Clara Ford, wife of Henry Ford, did not drive a Ford car. She drove a Detroit Electric Model C.

Why some women were so cranky.

Welcome to Jalopnik!

Hey y’all, Ethan’s husband here. My own vote is for a 4Runner or Tacoma, mainly because of the abuse Top Gear puts them through. I’m *not* going to be participating in the storm chasing, I’ll be home on the porch looking at the tornadoes when the sirens sound, because that’s what Okies do.

I’m just brainstorming here.