Will it?

Did someone get their present early?

Would bring a new meaning to the term “binned it”.

Definitely a Fancy Kristen story. For irony, use Turo or regular car rental company to get Toyota cars (bonus for a limo) and review.

One more caveat, some cold medicine is not recommended if you have high blood pressure, and take blood pressure medicine.

Never thought of booze for soaking citrus peels. Now, which bottles of booze have sat the longest? Hmm. This may turn into a boozy weekend.

Nah, you want them to know their car bumper is in jeopardy when your car is parked in your driveway. A mysterious one off won’t change the behavior.

Kasha Varnishkes required schmaltz, AKA chicken fat. I normally don’t make it without chicken fat.

CPAP statistics should be good enogh. If you hit 90s to 100, and use it every day, you should be good.

Superbowl casserole. Serve with two forks at either end for end zone uprights. Or maybe something fancier. Buffalo wings sauce, chicken, Cheddar Cheese, a vegetable or two, pork rinds and chives sprinkled on to finish. Blue cheese on the side.

Some want marshmallows.

A Ute. A Holden Ute that I can’t import yet would be the first choice, but I would take a Subaru Brat.

So, what would prevent an ambitious eater showing up with, oh, some pita bread and stuffing the casserole into a pita? Call it Last Call Gyro, or Disco Gyros.

Turning in the paper route money at the Newspaper office the first time. Was a local weekly paper, 85¢ a month (it was a while ago), and they would take people reading for free to increase circulation. I made the lady working the desk drop her jaw. Why? I had the most profitable route, on the first time I collected. I…

Coming soon to a YouTube channel near you.

Drivers from pro and semi-pro teams running the pits at a LeMons race. Sounds like fun! They should have a lottery for donating time to other teams just to keep a level playing field.

Fun little car, I remember my friend in high school that had a 16 valve, and him pegging the speedo back from the mall, spotting a cop, and laying stripes of rubber for a hundred feet, trying to get the speed down. I couldn’t remember if the speedo only went to 85... nope 120. No mom, we never did anything…

There is a limit to how long you can freeze, it is susceptible to freezer burn more quickly than most foods. I don’t recommend freezing lemon or orange rinds for salads, but it can work for baked goods, stir fry, pasta dishes and chicken dishes.

New catagory.... Historic Supercars. Top speed and 0 to sixty at top 5% of cars the year it was made. So, even the original Oldsmobile might qualify.

I would like a category “Rocket”