My current car does not have a spare, bummed me out when I took some road shrapnel to the inside sidewall on the left rear. Reminds me, I need to update my run flat and get the tire inflation kit out of my wife’s car. I looked at the cost of a full sized replacement from the manufacturer, and said no thanks. My car is…

Nah, most Celiacs are not going to bust you, but be prepared for the awkward, “Are you alright?” conversation. I don’t care if you are lying, I have enough going on to worry about someone else’s drama. And no, I can’t eat your cake.... but I have figured out how to make gluten free, soy and lactose free cheese cake.…

That was fun! Yep, elements staged, etc. Real multi ton robots (mechs) trading blows. Let it sink in. They have many things to think about, after the first matches. Like Hans devices for all robot pilots, maybe a double layered safety cage with openings smaller than what a giant chainsaw can reach, and universal…

My driver’s license test was in an 84 Chrysler Minivan, back in the day. When I went out to the car to take the test, my instructor was a blonde bombshell. That didn’t phase me, I was there to get my license, not chat up an officer of the law ten years older than me. Was summertime, had the windows rolled down. On the…

Porschero for the win. 914 shorty bed, if you really want to confuse people.

Giving law enforcement access to your phone after speeding or an accident? No thanks. Paper is fine.

In Russia, Tetris plays you. Brings new meaning to Car Tetris.

At my old job? 52 miles one way. I would triage gas prices throughout my drive to or from work, to beat the prices by a penny. Purchased a car that got 40 mpg and hit 45 mpg when gas was expensive, then settled around 36 mpg when gas got cheaper, and my daycare bills dropped. Price difference was enough for a couple…

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

Let us know when that dream car is old enough to buy beer and run for President. Sigh.

Which came first? Austin Martin DB, or DB Cooper? Has the mystery been solved? David Brown Pooper?

Wow, that’s a nice Lambo dude.

Ha! Stef can say no to any nightmare fuel. I think. :) Just all speculation until Torchy volunteers to help.

Sounds like a cruiser for city beats with no freeway radar trap duty. Considering how much cars can sit in one spot, mild hybrid can make a big difference in fuel costs. Why isn’t there a Volt police package? You you think a plug in hybrid would be the way to go, since police departments would not want the downtime of…

Yes Gordon. - James West.

Sounds like a fun project car. You should bribe Torchinsky with donuts and weird VW spare parts to help get it in shape. And he may be able to help with decorating the car, maybe with some of his VW doodles blown up to hood and car door size.

Can we get a list of it’s quirks and features, and send it to a certain someone at Autotrader? Other than that, is it a car that you can live with, and is it the best value at that price point? Not even going to ask if you can dyno it, or do a burnout....

Back in the college days, I borrowed a long line of cars from friends, family and co-workers. I remember my girlfriend had a friend who had an old beater car, she was not comfortable driving in America, asked me to take them to the mall. Hop in, turn the key, off to the races. Drive all over, was on the highway back…

CP all day long. I could win the lottery, still would not buy it, would only disappoint me when it inevitably broke down. Just say no.