jalapenoman
Jalapenoman
jalapenoman

Yep

I owned one. Drive it until it broke without the warrenty. Great for hauling inside for Christmas trees, campouts, big Screen TVs, and Nordic Trek Machine in the box. Hauled firewood the first weekend I had it. Like driving a lawnchair, transmision and head gasket were crap, was still was an okay car.

Yep, and that was not the service offered. If you are changing out that fluid, IIRC, your probably changing out a burnt out clutch pack, and checking the rest for unusual wear or damage.

Cena vs. Car reviewer of the week smackdown! Watch a parade of car reviewers tap out!

Looks like it needs wheelie bars under full throttle.

The modern ventiports are fake, the flashing lights can be slowed down or faked too. Sigh. Fake engine noises from the stereo anyone?

Actually not bad, he is really into the cars. Not as in depth as some reviews, but he probably does know everything about the car. Needs a wrestling matchup on cars, and a belt for the reigning winner each review, if he wants to keep to his wrestling roots.

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Definitely was not Yogi Bear. They seem friendly, but your lucky if all they take is a picnic basket.

Worst I ever ran across was a in and out oil change place ask me if I wanted my transmission fluid changed. I replied, sure, if you can find it. Car was a stick shift. Came back a few minutes later and mumbled something about it only being a dealer service, the could not do it. I laughed so hard, but I watched them

I would say any badge that is a dead company or marque is the saddest.

Still cheaper than the government contract for the defense industry on thousand mile an hour tape. I think.....

 Throaty howls, raspy staccato, and the banshee scream of a downshift. This is the music of the Jalopik tribe.

So you are saying you don’t want to see the two seater concept?

The head can be supported by a cradle / bumpstop across the top to rest in, like a reverse hans device. Just make it out of foam / polymer, so it doesn’t transmit forces in a frontal impact.

200 mph club was tiny when I got my driver’s license (mumble) years ago. Now, there are more than ever, but most are North of 100 grand... I can still dream, but now there’s one more car in the stable....

Why is this not a commercial for their cars right now? Drift like a CEO / BOSS.

Show and display. Like a Jalopik wouldn’t drive the wheels off of it...

Can you get it dyno tested? 64HP for government regulations, it could actually have more, like the old gentlemen’s agreement on HP for sports cars...

This might fit...

Need a small electric car. No fumes. Still need one skinny enough to get past the bollards though.