I am allergic to eggs and I carry an epipen and I have never experienced more than like maybe 30 seconds of that throat swelling shut feeling but it is agonizing. I have nightmares about it. Poor girl, I hate to think of how she felt.

It’s not trolling to think buying a shitload of stuff you don’t need and a large proportion of which you won’t use is wasteful and environmentally unfriendly and it’s kind of gross to flaunt it.

I feel like if you ask for people to come from a long way away then you shouldn’t expect a gift. People are not made of money.

Neither of those things are funny, though. “It wasn’t about this bad thing, it was about this other bad thing!” is not a winning argument.

I would hope everyone was on the anti-rape train. Also don’t call it a train.

yes, if you ask if you can have a sample to try, they’ll make a 2-3 use sample for you of everything that can be sampled (so not eyeliner and mascara) but I’ve gone in for skin care and makeup and gotten samples of a couple colors of bb cream so I can see which one looks better once it oxidizes, and I’ve never had…

“turning into”? He’s always been a douche.

RDJ is a spoiled tiny baby brat. Wah wah, people asked me about my past! Wah wah, the huge pile of money I got to do these interviews doesn’t mean it’s okay to ask me unpleasant questions!

Grow the fuck up, asshole.

Yeah, I considered subscribing to one and then I didn’t because it just seemed so wasteful. A bunch of teeny little containers filled with stuff I probably don’t need or even really want anyway—it’s conspicuous consumption. If I really do want to try something I can get a sample at Sephora or order a sample size off…

What would happen if someone wore Drew’s Chopped shirt with Whitlock’s denim jacket?

While that’s true, in my opinion, this is excessive. Shipping and packaging lots of teeny items is just crazy wasteful and is different from trying out products at Sephora or a department store.

I found this feature mildly interesting at first but now this is becoming very...consumerist? This seems wasteful (shipping and packaging for a billion tiny items has to add up) and just really environmentally unfriendly and materialistic.

You should read Jon Krakauer’s new book, Missoula. It will give you some insight into why the narrative you want is not the narrative you will ever get.

I am an engineer and I would rock the shit out of that pantsuit on my wedding day and every day, with gorgeous nude heels, big sunglasses, red lipstick and my pixie cut.

I wonder how much the 50/50 will be!

omg i would buy an agent carter action figure right now

ITYM “bonercoaster”.

No more than tea was, yet the importers were still out their stock.

I paid $1500/month for daycare when my kid was an infant and I cried nearly every day after I dropped her off. If one of her teachers had been going on about how much she hated being there and around my kid, I would have pulled my kid out so quick it would make your head spin. That’s just not okay.

When white people were disenfranchised and treated with brutality and they reacted violently, we called that the American Revolution. Tea, CVS, what’s the diff.