Stephens told the court and us that she didn’t even realize that she had been abused until she was 12, which is when she told her parents that when Nassar touched her feet, he did it with his penis. Nassar convinced her parents that she was lying and for years, Stephens’ father insisted that she needed to apologize…

Yeah, if I’m a Bucks fans, I’m not crying over spilt soda over this.

The US has added 50 million people since the year 2000

Packers fan here, too. This was my exact same thought. The 2014 Packers had that magic: R-E-L-A-X, Rodgers playing on one leg, the Dez Bryant non-catch. It was horrifying watching them blow that game against Seattle thanks to McCarthy being a complete pussy with the playcalling, and the defense yet again wasting…

I always say that if they are going to be bad, be bad in a hurry. Let me know early on that this is not going to go the way I want it to. Let me go through the four stages of dying before the game is over and move on with my life. Don’t string me along and then have Alex Martinez flip in a nothing little wrister from…

I was 10 minutes too late because I just typed the same words as you. But this hurts so much more:

BUT watching Kaepernick run for approximately 582000 yards and the Niners drop 45 in that playoff game in like 2013(?)

As a fan of the team that, uh, had an even worse loss than the Vikings last February, it’s fucking shitty and borderline sociopathic. It’s like you’d longed to have a dog all your life, and then you finally got a puppy and you were so happy for a second, and then your puppy died in a tragic accident at the hands of…

Okay, so I agree with everyone who’s said those Packers heartbreakers in the playoffs were awful...

Packers fan, totally concur. A blowout, you can turn off the TV and get on with your life. A heartbreaker stays with you forever.

Heartbreaker is worse.

Dear God,

At least her parents are teaching her how to spend her money wisely. She worked so hard to invest tens of thousands of dollars in a depreciating asset rather than saving it to for a college education.

My dad is pretty much glued to CNN and cable news all day and when I talked to him about it yesterday (after reading about it mostly on DS) he only had a cursory knowledge of the situation. When I told him everything his response was, “how is this not on the top of every single news channel?” It’s shocking how little…

Unfortunately that will make his existence too brief to endure an iota of the brutality he deserves.

I thought a dutch loaf is when you try to execute a dutch oven but accidentally shit the bed.

Amen, brother.

I agree with you on all of those points, which is why it’s going to make it that much more satisfying if the Jaguars miraculously win and you pee.

Who the fuck wants to watch basketball?

Apparently you didn’t read the whole article, which went into a lot of detail about how the attack affected Kerrigan and mentioned the eating disorder she developed.