Hell, if you have a Sam’s Club or Costco membership you can get a huge, all beef hot dog, and a 44oz soda for $1.50.

or little cubbies where they throw shit that smells or molds or sticks or is small and you can’t reach it for the life of you unless you pull half the damn vehicle apart

my guess is that two pictures were taken at roughly the same time, maybe 5 seconds apart. He made the same pose, but the background changed.

*shrugs shoulders, will still never put ketchup in the fridge*

Yeah, some sites do a pretty piss-poor job of hiding either outright spoilers or major hints, especially in the URLs.

I’ve never seen a ketchup (granted, I primarily buy Heinz) that required refrigeration. Plus, it’s usually used up well before I’d ever be concerned about any health issues.

My wife’s aunt doused her serving of my homemade pulled pork with ketchup, which she had to go into our fridge (aside: That is my wife’s bottle of ketchup. I keep my own bottle in the pantry because cold ketchup is an abomination) to get. I was never so close to murdering someone in my life.

Merrill, WI they say. Yup, this checks out.

Does that make Ben’s new nickname “Olive, the other reindeer”?

At least the bot called the car by its name.

My MIL peels the skin off then slices it. I’ve told my kids that she does it the wrong way, since this way is far superior.

I think I’m at the nexus of the universe. Barry posting a tweet by Barry quoting Barry.

eh, I’ve been to a couple different locations of this restaurant. Can’t say I’m surprised by this. Service has never been great and the food is overrated.

I found it pretty damn impressive that not only did the winning pitcher throw a 16K no-hitter, but also went...wait for it...

I don’t think Bobbie/Chrisjen assume Cotyar is dead. They just couldn’t risk turning on the active radar to see if they actually escaped in time.

Since neither played (or have played) into their 40s they are not eligible for the discussion. If Peppers plays 2 more seasons, we can revisit it then.

Well, at least you know that once you’ve hit 15 drinks, you might as well keep drinking.

No, it doesn’t. It goes washer closest to the plumbing, dryer closest to the vent. It was impossible for us to have the washer on the left despite our old dryer opening to the right - the washer discharge hose wasn’t long enough to reach the basin/plumbing without significant expense.

illeageal must be a synonym for “fucking awesome”