Leicester wouldn’t pay shit one year ago, as they were at the top of the table with only a handful of games left.

1. They are muppets. But they aren’t Muppets.

only problem with that is that one year ago, they weren’t the 5000-1 odds to win it, as the season was only 2 months from being done and they were already at the top of the table

This is the truth. My 8 y/0 on the other hand is actually good at it. Except for the part that he doesn’t wake up at 5:30 am to shovel to make sure I can get to work.

I don’t know what’s worse - that, or when you finally finish shoveling and the asshole plow driver comes barreling back up your street to throw more fucking heavy-ass snow on the end of your driveway.

Bought me a poop brown ‘85 Custom Deluxe w/ plow that fits your description to a T. Best money I’ve ever spent.

That’s a great rhetorical question.

They can actually franchise Cousins for a 3rd year if they want to pay an additional 44% (which would give him a $37M one-year deal). I would not put this past the Redskins.

You forgot the clincher:

What makes you think someone with an email address like that wants a job?

Easiest explanation - it’s shorthand. The word “illegal” in the context you speak about is generally known as the shorthand way of saying illegal immigrant/alien. It would be like asking for a “kleenex” even though the only tissues a person has are Puffs, or some generic brand. Pretty much everyone knows what that…

If Penny Hardaway and Little Penny Hardaway do, sure!

Note: Beane and Bean played together for a minor-league team with a guy named Pete Rice.

You missed the Jason/Jayson Williamses

spoilers

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

I always placed a clip/carabiner in it. Pretty versatile to hold a water bottle, coat, hat, etc.

ha. Some Deadspin writers still say Superbowl, so good luck with that.

alright, I guess I’ll let that slide. I’m just jaded from having lived in WI most of my life, that I don’t even blink until it starts getting colder than -10, and wear nothing more than a medium-weight fleece coat at 20 degrees.

Or work for a multi-state corporation handling all unemployment issues.