Bought me a poop brown ‘85 Custom Deluxe w/ plow that fits your description to a T. Best money I’ve ever spent.

That’s a great rhetorical question.

They can actually franchise Cousins for a 3rd year if they want to pay an additional 44% (which would give him a $37M one-year deal). I would not put this past the Redskins.

You forgot the clincher:

What makes you think someone with an email address like that wants a job?

Easiest explanation - it’s shorthand. The word “illegal” in the context you speak about is generally known as the shorthand way of saying illegal immigrant/alien. It would be like asking for a “kleenex” even though the only tissues a person has are Puffs, or some generic brand. Pretty much everyone knows what that…

If Penny Hardaway and Little Penny Hardaway do, sure!

Note: Beane and Bean played together for a minor-league team with a guy named Pete Rice.

You missed the Jason/Jayson Williamses

spoilers

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

I always placed a clip/carabiner in it. Pretty versatile to hold a water bottle, coat, hat, etc.

ha. Some Deadspin writers still say Superbowl, so good luck with that.

alright, I guess I’ll let that slide. I’m just jaded from having lived in WI most of my life, that I don’t even blink until it starts getting colder than -10, and wear nothing more than a medium-weight fleece coat at 20 degrees.

Or work for a multi-state corporation handling all unemployment issues.

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not, but if not, that’s not how unemployment works. At all. If you don’t earn wages, you’re not entitled to unemployment (at least in the 14 states I’ve had unemployment dealings in).

That brings back some memories. I got that crap from my grandma for Xmas every year, along with the old folding packs of Butter Rum LifeSavers

When they throw a damn fit because I won’t buy them Mentos gum, when they just got a pack a few days earlier, then they get Juicy Fruit.

First, there is such a thing as Mentos gum. My kids go batshit crazy at Target when they see it and I don’t buy it for them. Here’s some Juicy Fruit, assholes.

Once those rear wheels brake free...