TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

Yea because I look towards people who throw a ball real good to be my inspiration for social justice

R-MAN AND THE COOZ, EVERY MONDAY AT 3 ON 97.1 THE TICKETTTTT

“Nine games simultaneously occupied the late slot on Red Zone Channel... the more games you play at the same time, the less flawed the games appears to be.”

This is one of the central jokes of the thoroughly stupid movie “Airheads”

James Garner, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, John McCain, and Logan Paul has to be one of the weaker starting fives out there.

If they can change their name, they can change the way they translate it. It’s probably more about their branding, anyway. Media and fans can use whatever they want, like people who choose to say “Washington Football Team” rather than “Redskins” or “Dumpster Fire” instead of “Browns.”

How can they pluralize “Lone Ranger Heroes”? They aren’t exactly lone.

in China my name translates roughly to “the village drunkard” and frankly I’m ok with that I’m a realist

I bet Belichick lets neighborhood kids shovel his driveway and then stiffs them on the dollar.

He’s got a point - which one seemed more likely in September? The Bills making the playoffs or nuclear war?

Where I come from, talk like that is a pretty quick way to get bodyslammed through a table from the top of an RV.

I watched while my DIV I football team won two national championships in football and one in basketball and built multi-million dollar facilities for teams we didn’t have yet, all while they closed down my graduate program, the library put a short hiatus on buying books, and we were dangerously close to losing our…

You jest, but I really do think he had this column ready to go whenever the Bills made it to the playoffs.

To be fair, he’s waited a long time to post this column.

because no one truly gives a crap about debating the ninth best team in the country.

because no one truly gives a crap about debating the ninth best team in the country

My 4 year old brother dropped the toilet lid on his penis in 1973, leaving him with a very painful bruise his older sisters unironically promised to kiss and make better. Now I know why my mom looked horrified.

He is a child with a slightly older brother. Older brothers are sadistic. I would know, because I am an older brother who feels nothing about the horrible things I did to that little narc.

I’m just trying to work through the logistics of this.