Is a hot dog a sandwich?

I worked at a Dunkin and half the people who ordered a dozen had their minds blown. I’m just happy we didn’t have a drive through so I could point suggestions and they could nod.

I went to a Catholic grad school and generally like them, but how is a fish fry one day a week a sacrifice? For some reason this is the part of Dogma that bothers me the most.

As an ignorant Yankee I would share in their disappointment. What are they?

What is it with assholes and the letter J? (Looking at you Duggars and wierd family I knew in HS). As a Jacob, it fucking bothers me.

Mmmmm, deep fried abortion.

My ex’s sister who actually an otherwise smart and sweet person so I don’t want to make fun, was a “vegetarian” so we had to bring back something with chicken when we made a stoned fast food run.

Honestly BCO is the only reason I can talk myself to get out of bed on Mondays.

I must own this.

37?

So I’m guessing Florida.

Was the Subway in the first story the Monroe Ave in Rochester location?

I loved him and Dicky V. until I hit the big one-oh. Then they started to make my brain hurt.

In a row?

99 was the millennial Woodstock, and you should more than vaguely resent it.

If Bellator as going to fix it, I think they’d at least take it to a second round.

My experience in the service industry has taught me the best way to piss off an asshole is to remain polite as possible. Probably the only time I smiled working at Six Flags or Dunkin’ was telling someone to have a nice day.

Mariana is my spirit animal, or at least what my spirit animal hopes it could be.

If expect Deadspin to recap every game you don’t understand the site. Especially a game where nothing remotely interesting happened. It’s not ESPN or Fox Sports. It’s somewhere between SB Nation and TMZ Sports in terms of content (better in quality IMHO) but it’s not a place to get recaps. I don’t get these complaints.

Because there’s no other outlet to get recaps.