I just gained a 100,000,000x respect for Kanye and Kim and I don’t know what to feel about this.

If he got into a better college, they seem like the same type of bros who would’ve destroyed evidence for him.

Sometimes MMA can be like that but in the scantily clad version at least there’s a chance of a submission.

When I first noticed girls in the 4th grade I started reading Sweet Valley High and Baby Sitters Club books during silent reading time thinking they’d like me if I liked the same books they did. Needless to say that didn’t work out.

Why don’t athletes rap anymore?

If someone is going to throw a beer I’m assuming they had 10 in the parking lot and had been nursing #13.

Bud Light.

Even your local dipshit attorney knowns to say no comment to a question they don’t want to answer. Plus he could pull out some bullshit jargon like it’s day to day which might actually throw an other team off from knowing if one player is on the roster.

Then Anthony Davis was literally broken in half.

83. Always felt like I’ve been in a oddly specific age group. Love the term Echo Boomers. It really fits me more than “Millennial” which it seems likes a way lazy writers are using to mean any kids these days.

WTF is the cut off date for Millennials anyway? I was in Jr. High when Coolio was relevant and I thought I was Gen X. Kids these days are going to identify something other than Millennial.

I haven’t had a Deadspin crush this big since Vodka Sam.

It’s almost as bad as if their nickname honors those who committed treason to protect slavery.

I've seen you've played hatty beery before.

B.G.S.U(cks).

Also The Americans. Best drama on basic cable that isn’t Mad Men.

My second job was parking cars at Ravenna football games my freshman year at Kent. So I have another connection to Lou I never wanted.

I had tix to see RATM and The Beastie Boys in 2000 but the tour got canceled after Mike D I think broke his shoulder in a bike accident. The disappointment has only grown over the years.

It probably makes more financial sense but I wish Rochester didn’t voluntarily relegate to the USL. We had a good supporter culture for a few years then people moved or lost intrest.

Took me a few seconds but great line.