Thumbs up from Shelbyville.

What they don't tell you about the sex offender list is that depending on your jurisdiction you can end up on it for consensual sex with a younger teenager or public exposure for pissing by a dumpster. Makes the whole thing useless and ruins lives.

Is there a German word for feeling uncomfortable and confused at the the same time?

Free Hat!

Who's the guy with The Rock?

Since io9 doesn't have UAN, and people around here seem to like this sort of thing, here's JR calling the Transformers franchise.

I like how it begins with the death of Ralph Wilson, noting the team is currently ownerless, and gives Kiko Alonso as a source of optimism.

Give that man the $10,000!

A Schiano man would not have outsourced this to the comments section.

Not to make anyone feel more old, but that would qualify for retro Tuesday for me.

His tie has a burner account?

I did but I'm an unsentimental asshole.

But she forgot to ask about his digestive health.

Its spelled morans! Get a brain!

They looked fine and fit with the color scheme, but I hate black alternates in general, esp. after the Flyers were doing orange outs during the playoffs.

I like when a team's logo/color scheme reflects the era in which they came into the league. Which is why I like the Sharks/Hornets and hate this abomination:

I owned both Mighty Ducks and Raptors merchandise despite not caring about either team. I take my share of the blame.

I think it really would have worked for the P-Bruins, but I don't want to see an Original Six team in something like that or the Statue of Liberty Rangers alternates.

Yep, teams where bringing all three sets of unis on the road and it was a major pain in the ass for equipment managers.

The Bulls in that situation might not be better any better than the Knicks, but going to Chicago is saying to the town that you're going to make the Bulls a title contender. Knicks fans will definitely turn on Melo, but I don't really think they have much expectations out of him at this point.