Really? I think Courtney is as bad as naming your boy Sue. As a millennial and think my generation should be banned from naming kids.

Gawker needs a Fark style Florida tag.

I can still taste the Wegman's orange WPOP from those days.

He actually called a few XFL games with Jerry Lawler. It was surreal to watch. Very knowable college football fan.

I personally like house shows over TV because they have longer matches and they're willing to try some new things they're not ready to do on TV. But yeah I've noticed over the past few years house shows have become 90% kids and parents.

I loved his work on Breaking Bad.

Trying to think of some Hawk Harrelson joke to go along with this a failing. Best I can do is "You can put that on your cum sock!"

When I was a dumb ass 18 year old yes. I'm talking about the one with the bros joking about it if there's any confusion.

Sorry I give a shit and know rape victims and have been a guy who used to ignore rape culture. I would have laughed along with the Stubenville rape tape when was the age of those kids. Sorry I've grown as a human being. Sorry for feeding the trolls, but yeah I'm not going to back down from people who excuse this shit.

Are you jealous I actually got into college?

If you believe "rape culture" is a term that should be have quotations around it you're a fucking idiot. Acknowledging the million things I don't have to worry about because I have a dick isn't white knighting, it's having a fucking eyes. Go back to reditt dickface.

Still don't get the hate for Jezebel here.

When I was taking French in college I would often think in English and French in the same sentence in my head.

This Jacob agrees.

I'd take the button job for $30,000.

The funny thing is the police got a few calls when they blew up Vince in a limo.

They did burn down the White House.

Doesn't this violates some unwritten rule? I hope Derek CHEATER gets poped with a fastball to the head!

This caused adults to call into the local sports talk radio to express their moral outrage where I was living.