I think this Make-A-Wish has probably gone on for long enough.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

Necco Wafers.

Sorry, Brian, but that last image looks to be very much fucking around.

Nobody would be fooled by substituting DiGiorno for Little Caesars.  DiGiorno is actually edible. 

Can’t wait to replace my 1-time $400 console cost with ongoing high ISP fees to get adequate speeds that support rental of mostly playable streamed games to my PC.

Can’t believe I’m going to summon a Gabe quote, but it’s pretty on point here:

Why not lobby for streamlined nuclear regulations instead?

Kevin, I am really unsure of what I just watched in that video. You say it’s a review, but I only saw a Chinese food vendor preparing food and that food floating to a table and floating randomly thereafter along with a boba tea. I couldn’t see anything.

Yeah, but they had better drivable cars then.

Thier very existence is offensive.

Burned my retinas and hurt my brain with the level of hideous stupid going on.

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

Good, ticket and impound the lot of em.

I always hated Hooters. Not because of how the waitresses were dressed, but because the food sucked.

Hey, dont go badmouthing Harlan Ellison...he could come back from the dead and sue you!

“lest either party’s reputation be damaged.” 

That’s only available on Hard Mode, because if you sign, you are then forced to hire Lavar as your agent, and when he is unable to make any team agree to a contract that makes LiAngelo the coach and counts you as two players, each getting paid the max, he will pull you out of the league and into a Crimean minor league…

Ye need to stopeth and sitheth Ye arse downeth somewhere, posthaste, with his motherfuckye arse.