I really think MacCoubrey’s making a mountain out of an anthill here.

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

As a woman who wears a 36H bra, I feel this article. It’s always so fun to find out that something you have no control over is considered “unfashionable.”

“After thorough analysis from accounting concluding we will not lose one goddamn cent by doing this, we have decided in this isolated situation to do what our paying customers want, but don’t get used to it.”

This is what a passive aggressive PR statement looks like.

♩ ♪ I DON’T LIKE THE ORANGE OF IT ♫

Thank you, you’re doing God’s work.

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Labour rights. He was terminated for political beliefs which believe it or not is not legal grounds for termination (even if they hid behind end of contract). If he remains without the NFL by his volition that’s fine but by receiving a contract offer (whether accepted or not) he demonstrates to the employer and fellow…

If I wanted it delivered to the street, I wouldn’t have given you my apartment number, and if I had wanted to put pants on, I wouldn’t have ordered delivery.

best tip, don’t go. but if you must the abandoned subway is an awesome place if you love exploring abandoned spaces

Yeah, it does feel a little cooked under the counter, so to speak—and I wouldn’t put it past this administration to create bogeymen where none exist, as their base is already primed and hungry to eat that shit up.

Still, if this is true, holy shit. Also, it warmed the cockles of my heart—maybe somewhere below the…

“Congratulations! The invisible hand of the free market has just flipped you off.”

one of the biggest drivers of the group’s falling revenue is dwindling dues from NRA members

Welcome to the club, motherfuckers

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Was wondering if you’d wend your way to that punchline, not disappointed. You’ve managed to twist the panties of at least one commenter, though, and for that you have earned a star!

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”