You win for the stupidest thing said about climate change, but stupidest overall still has to go to this guy:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that they are cast from iron.

“If Primus wants to put his quarter in the research machine and pop out an anti-single-payer study, he could try the Koch-funded Mercatus Institute, which issued a study last year claiming Medicare for All would cost $32 trillion. It also accidentally revealed that this would be $2 trillion lower than if we changed…

“one chef made a hamburger with a slab of smoked pork belly and coleslaw on top.”

This was a very interesting and well written article, Jason.

No point in arguing this one, as it would be like arguing about which animal produces the best tasting shit.  Coleslaw, and all other things incorporating mayonnaise, are gross.

The thing is, the fact that ignorant people voted ignorantly and ended up being hurt by it does make me sad.  Where the schadenfreude comes in is the sure and certain knowledge that it will fail to alter their future voting habits.  Fuck ‘em.

Do you want the Andromeda Strain?  Because this is how you get the Andromeda Strain.

From personal experience, that rice is going to go all over the place.

Also a distinct possibility.

Well for any school that they don’t have a problem with they can just spend a couple days pretending to look through files, then say “Everything appears to be in order,” and wrap up their “investigation,” before moving on to someplace they want to punish.

They couldn’t give less of a fuck about the scandal. This is just a chance to possibly deny federal funds to several universities the administration doesn’t like.

The Hrothgar are new to me but as for the Viera being exclusively female...um, welcome to Ivalice? This should not be new information.

Seems to me that if corporations are so convinced they should be treated as people, $5,000 is too high.  The rest of us are limited to $2,800, they should be too.

No, but something almost as good.

If social media is a public utility, I think it then follows that the services necessary to access social media are as well.

What if I told you the real problem was people who fall for said media’s tricks?

Really? Because my issue is with the people focusing on the fact that a dead guy was kinda shit, as opposed to the fact that THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS STILL ARGUING WITH A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS (who was kinda shit, but WHO FUCKING CARES, DID YOU EVEN READ THE REST OF THE SENTENCE?!).

Antwerpen Stout or GTFO.

Because he is too sad to eat due to not being on Switch.