Okay, so now explain the part where the aliens give a fuck whether the civilization that is dead now knew whether it was a deliberate attack or a natural disaster.

God says a lot of things.

FTFY.

Not all of us. Those economic principles don’t seem to be helping the 11.8% of U.S. households that are food insecure.

C) Your example sucks because people can live without iphones.

Crap like this is how you get Donald Trump.  Do you want (more) Donald Trump?

This was his plan going in. The president of the United States is using international diplomacy WITH A ROGUE NUCLEAR STATE to distract from his legal problems. Cohen might say something damaging? Change the story to “sometimes you have to walk away.” Who gives a fuck what happens after that as long as they’re not…

Hey, Ralph.  Shut the fuck up.

Oh look, yet another fire starter that looks quite likely to evolve into fire/fighting.  WTF, GameFreak.  Sobble here I come...

But we’ve already got Pence.

Still a better Star Wars game than what EA is putting out.

This is a pretty clear-cut example of terrorism.

TL;DR:  It’s fucking tetris.  Try to play for as long as you can.

Not the point in any way, and I certainly hope they can get this crap taken down and no one gets hurt by it but still:

Seems legit, includes the Deus Ex title theme.

I guess my question is, “What marketing genius has decided that deep-fried cheese won’t sell in America, and how do we get them fired and replaced with someone more reasonable?”

Well this is certainly a step in the right direction.  Now all they have to do is continue to shrink it by another 2/3 and it’ll be the perfect size.

I like to try out craft beers, but there will always be Grainbelt Nordeast in my fridge, for when I just want a beer, nothing fancy.

“Did I miss something?”