Ok, now they’re just making shit up. I was willing to bet the grape salad and beans things were just some writer given an assignment they didn’t want who asked the one Minnesotan they knew and took that answer to be done with it.

FTFY.

Sorry Neil, but I’m not your bitch.

As a non-wuss who’s spent a lifetime being brutalized by Minnesota winters, here’s what I know:

#I’dLoveToSeeDrewGetBeerPouredOnHimButFuckYouI’mAVikingsFan

Cuz the Fed totally say 2008 coming, amirite?

Awhile back, I predicted that if the wall gets built, scaling it and seeing how far you can get before BP catches you would become something of a sport for thrill-seeking U.S. citizens. I dunno what the penalty for citizens who come into the country with a passport but not through a port of entry is, so I dunno if it…

I don’t understand the question.

If by hagiography, you mean the fact that people can’t stop talking about them, good or bad, then yeah.  Regardless of how you feel about them, they’re dead.  Move the fuck on.

Only today?

Holy shit, just do it and it’s done. If people spent as much time actually playing the game and unlocking the roster as they do complaining about it, they’d have nothing to complain about...which, now that I think about it, might be the point of all this complaining.

I’m not sure why grocery stores even bother selling it, there’s usually a liquor store within a 3-minute walk from many of them, and I can just go there.

I think first you’re gonna have to explain where he says anything of the sort. The 300% to 400% figure refers to what Valve is charging game companies to sell their games versus how much it costs to run Steam, not the prices that are charged to customers. He’s saying he believes their store will be profitable for Epic …

Far Cry Primal did, and this is another “off year” entry in the series so....

I don’t eat at Chick-fil-a both because of the owner’s donations to anti-gay groups and also because I live in Minnesota and would have to google where I could find one, and can’t be bothered.

The currently unnamed NHL squad will be Seattle’s second major pro sports team, following the Seahawks, since who the fuck knows what sports the Storm, Sounders, and Reign play, and do the Mariners even count anymore?

That the dude’s dead and everyone should just move the fuck on instead of writing article after article about a guy who can’t do anything bad anymore?

brb, getting popcorn for all the people like The Ghost of James Madison’s Rage Boner volunteering to pay the railroad to raise the bridge that they, and not the City of Durham, own.

Only works in places in never gets below freezing, but nice try!