Yeah, but only after you have time to order all 3 of your characters to attack it.

That's fine, I heroically volunteer to save you from the totally not in any way awesome texture of cheesecake. Just slide your slice right over.

Presumably, with Ultra Balls. Like any other Pokemon.

From dictionary.com:

I didn't assume. I used logic to infer from what had been said. I guarantee a teacher tried to teach you this skill in grade school, but obviously it didn't take.

Pinkham believes Innate potatoes are safe. The USDA said Innate potatoes are safe. Therefore Pinkham trusts the USDA. Reading comprehension for the win/not looking like a drooling moron.

You mean like New Vegas did?

Hmm yes, it would be very convenient if Kotaku had some way to find information on the games it covers. Some way to say, see a list of the more than a dozen items related to this game that have been published on the site in the last couple weeks. Maybe they could, I dunno, tag the articles and put that tag in grey…

Nope, that's pretty much what it is...and it is AWESOME.

You seem to be implying that simultaneous multiplayer is something a sane person would want in a Mario game, as opposed to what it actually is, which is something that gets people stabbed.

At the very least, this will be a good way to filter out the Early Release crap. I've been burned once too many times by that, and now I don't plop down money till it's a full game.

You have good instincts. Definitely not work-safe.

I think anyone who uses the term futanari is likely quite well aware what bukkake means.

The joke is that Destiny advertising is fucking everywhere.

This.

See, the way to fix that problem would be head down to the local traditional butcher and pick up some pig rectums, then present her with them saying "Here are those bowels you wanted." I'd imagine that would inspire her to learn to spell pretty quick.

This. There's at least one other ad they're running right now with the same format, with a hot chick eating a burger and its really sexy until Paris shows up and totally ruins the mood.

I dunno how things work in Florida, but I think at my high school this shirt would have been considered a badge of honor. If they had tried that, there would have been several hundred dress code violators the following day, all strutting around in their yellow t-shirts. This assumes of course that the administration…

I've been playing since Red & Blue. Never seen a shiny (would've been kinda hard before the series had color, but hey). I also couldn't care less. Shiny ain't gonna help you against a well-balanced and trained team. I'd love to see an article about hunting rare, powerful Pokemon that actually matter.