I would say the problem is not so much that it exists, but the frequency that it (and the motherfucking thunderbolt) gets handed out. I've played the series since the SNES version, when the thunderbolt was super rare. When MK64 came out, the blue shell was kind of a surprise the first time it happened, but like the…

"To shore up the minor defensive losses, the team signed Kevin Williams (who was the oldest Viking) and A.J. Jefferson (who was the worst Viking)."

Fixed.

Um...I see how your question makes no sense...

So you were doing it wrong. Got it.

If you weren't doing amazing things with a crusader from day one, you were doing it wrong.

Funny you should mention that seeing as it's on sale this weekend.

He's a pain in the ass is what he is. Over a hundred runs to get the mount to drop. At least I was doing it solo, so no one else could take it.

He didn't like the texture of the onions. There are a few of us out there. Most of the time I'll just not order the soup, or if I do, I remove the onions myself.

I think you might be thinking of the Federal Reserve.

Well many of my countrymen are huge prudes...in public. Then occasionally one finds out what they do when they think no one is watching...

Fixed that for ya.

Oh man I remember that. I read about the debug code in Nintendo Power, and had to try it, but once I had all the buttons pressed, I was like, "Wait, I don't have any fingers left free to move the stick." So I had to use my nose, and it required very specific movements, like halfway between the center and the edge. …

No. Nostalgia would be if I picked up CT after a long time and it wasn't as good as I remember it was. But that doesn't happen. It's still good.

P4G is really good no doubt. Maybe even a contender for best ever. But that other game...

Plenty of others can teleport without making me want to spike my controller in frustration.

And on that day, not a single fuck was given. Because Raiden sucks balls. Seriously, he's terrible.

I think it was a priest quest. I remember because it was always the priest that would pipe up "Can we do Father Flame?" knowing full well that the leader would cave because they didn't want to risk the priest quitting. It was the only part of UBRS I hated. So many unnecessary wipes. It was a joy the few times I…

I can understand how someone might say LoL is not noob-friendly. But then going on to recommend DotA 2? Seriously? I tried that game and the bots (the BOTS) kicked my ass time and time and time again. I played long enough to get the handle on the mechanics and still felt elated when I managed 3 whole kills in a…

Considering Netflix suggested "The Dictator" starring Sasha Baron Cohen based on my interest in "Breaking Bad," I think their recommendations are mostly a crap shoot no matter what your previous viewing history.