About 6 years ago I went on a romantic-fail inspired three day bender. Apparently (had to play Sherlock to figure out what happened) I called this meth dealer on a cheat at the pool hall around the corner from my apartment. He took exception and got in my face the next time I stepped out for a smoke. According to…

Torches. Pitchforks.

I do truly love Splinter’s catty name calling and trolling of unapologetic right wing shills and racists, but I do occasionally wish there was more of this hard-hitting traditional expose reporting. I know you guys don’t have the resources of more traditional outlets, but GOT DAYUM that’s the good shit. Excellent work…

Seriously, though? Sophomore year I took two ambient and then didn’t go to sleep. Wound up asking my secret crush to homecoming on AIM. The next day in Latin class she apologized about being out of town for the dance for a family reunion. I was all, wtf? Until I reread the messages when I got home.…

While leaving hundreds of important state department positions (re: ambassador to SOUTH FUCKING KOREA) unfilled, no less!

I’m a bartender, and the standing rule at bars is ‘sports or news only’. In my bars, it’s sports. And if some one asks me to switch to news (any news, not just fox) I tell them to finish their drink, it’s on the house, but leave as soon as you’re done.

Taint Misbehavin’.

You’re doing it too slow.

The Cain Mutiny by Herman Wouk. It’s about the crew of a ww2 Era navy vessel removing their captain from command before his incompetence (both professional and mental) gets them all killed and hampers the war effort. Surprisingly prescient today, hadn’t made that connection until I saw OP’s post.

Mr. Cosentio,

dude, jokes about dead kids are NEVER funny.

Uh, even if he ended all of America’s illegal wars, destroyed poverty, solved global warming,and balanced the budget, he would still be a racist who clearly wants to fuck his own daughter, because apparently all the adult film stars he’s banging aren’t quite the ticket. Sometimes hysteria is justified. He’s a garbage…

No, I’m not. But it’s a catch all reference to the government sponsored displacement and massacre of scores of indigenous. I suggest you wiki the guy on the $20 you used to buy your last mojito.

No, I’m not. But it’s a catch all reference to the government sponsored displacement and massacre of scores of indigenous. I suggest you wiki the guy on the $20 you used to buy your last mojito.

Assholes like Cheeto-in-Chief are a dime a dozen. Cut one down, two grow in his place. The only thing for decent people to do is Scurry around in their wake and try to clean up their messes, while scouting ahead of them to minimize the destruction they can wreak on the rest of us.

John. Fucking. Bolton. War criminal extraordinaire. I hope he DIAF.

John. Fucking. Bolton. War criminal extraordinaire. I hope he DIAF.

Dallas bartender here. Male. Been left makeup as tip by MK. To quote one of my favorite poets... (they) “can all run backwards naked through a field of dicks.”

Uh...you need to borrow a blanket?