The Thunder have less than 1% chance to win the title, he has 99% chance to make history. Yeah, let’s rest him.

My “favorite” moment was Joel Berry getting called for a foul for, as far as anyone could tell, getting his throat slapped by Bearded Gonzaga Big Man, and then the refs going to the monitor, seeing what everyone else saw, and, unable to reverse the original call, giving Bearded Gonzaga Big Man a flagrant one as a…

I blame Common Core

LOL at your math.

Alternative maths

Am I just missing sarcasm here? Otherwise, your math is brutal.

i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

I am virulently against Trump but this is just a really stupid take.

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

Pretty sure the scientific term is ‘cock-meat sandwich.’

But was it a sandwich?

Can any CSI dude’s figure out how big this thing?

Could it be a poultry version of a Liger? A chicken/turkey (or some other large fowl) hybrid?

$90??? Too cheap for me! This is the one I want:

$90??? Too cheap for me! This is the one I want:

Are you kidding me? Of course he does, and like a true winner, he finishes first.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

Yeah but they only won by one point, so Jim made his wife run gassers for half an hour.

Same number of steps, more tears.

jordan would have done it with more steps.