I thought this was a post for women? We dudes already know all about this.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

This is the Thunder this year when Russ goes off.

I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

Russ is the MVP. The only argument I will even consider is somebody who says LeBron is the better player and is most likely saving his legs for the playoffs. That’s it. Special K is amazing, but this is Westbrook’s award.

“You got that?”

I’m surprised he was allowed to stay in his seats that long. I could barely get through 1:15 of it.

+1 the process

Waiting to see how many people take this seriously...

I think you’ve got to rebuild. This year is obviously lost, so you’ve got to think about 2018. Curry isn’t fitting in with Durant. Might I suggest a straight up Curry for Carmelo Anthony trade in the offseason?

+1 power tower full of ice cold whole milk. Drink responsibly.

Maybe they meant they were too urbane, and were terrified that six smooth talking Yanks were going to cause a coolness overload.

“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

The most surprising thing is that none of them are over 5'11".

Wait a minute.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

If only Jay Cutler had shown that kind of heart as a Bear.

Like pinball when you do really well.