That must be a really, really fun job.  

Equally obligatory:

Funny thing is, if those were mud tires and this was some kind of safari/zombie car, people would be all over it. 

The next move should be obvious.

4/5

FUUUUUUU

At least the wheel arches are bad on both sides!

Was in Daytona for the Daytona 500 this past February - saw the same car cruising up and down the beach. 

If I’m honest, I hate donks less than I hate stanced cars. At least donks can defeat speedbumps and mildly graded driveway aprons.

That is wheely ridonkulous.

I noticed that, too. Flat spot in the curve.

Someone should explain to them About the Dangers of Too Much Wheel

Obligatory....

CP, crooked wheel arche... looks good otherwise

How did they identify the perpetrator for the lewdness charge?

It was kind of tongue-in-cheek. But, at the same time I felt that the definitive position that the article took kind of jumped to conclusions. I mean, there couldn’t be anyone else doing the same thing, could there?

Innocent until pulling brakes again.

Agree. That tip probably combined with the worker who actually saw him and could ID him is no real evidence or grounds for an arrest.

And with absolutely no real evidence to speak of, I’m sure he’ll be quickly released and return to his normal life of not pulling train brakes and whipping his dick out.

With access to every single one of the facts, your judgement is sure to be spot on.