Sorry to spoil January 19, 2017 for you. It was also the last day of the Obama Administration. Was that a spoiler? Did I spoil that for you too?

At least the show did right by Gerry.

... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.

No art show?

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

He has a minority ownership in the franchise.

“Bill Cosby is Cliff Huxtable, regardless of what the critics say.”

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

While admittedly crude by today’s standards, the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree is still my favorite Jeets moment

True.

Shut up, hippie. If he’d just abused prescription painkillers like he was supposed to, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Life is all about choices....

Hey, man. Marijuana is a serious problem.

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.