Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.

Bad take, bad take.

That’s Joel’s identical twin who absorbed all the calcium from his bones in the womb, right?

Highlight truther!

I’m from Milwaukee and I assure you we are also very jealous and in a state of existential dread. Just in a general sort of way though.

I think they have real upset potential if they draw a team like the Celtics, whose depth isn’t worth nearly as much in the playoffs. Also, I feel Greg Monroe’s evolution from a defensive traffic cone to relatively complete player has made a huge difference in the the quality of Giannis’ supporting cast

Its a running joke among Bulls fans when GarPax declared last summer that they were trying to get “younger and more athletic.” And every time I remember theres a team two hours away with legitimate monstars playing basketball.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

not clicking a hyper-linked “porn dads” regardless of what the URL is

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

TERRY BRADSHAW

What an asshole.

Favreau and his old Obama staffer buddies, i.e., the Ringer’s entire political wing, left to form their own company. I’m not disputing your overall criticism of his self-delusional mindset and general vapidity, but this is relevant.

Say what you want about Bill Simmons, but he is at least out there trying to create (relatively) independent worthwhile content. I love Deadspin, but its fascination with shitting on Bill Simmons is off-putting.

Damn. LeBron did everything shot of whip out his rings in that burn.