He reminds me of Baby Brent. Yeah, I watch cartoons.

Richie Incognito’s Iroquois name is Blabbering Dipshit.

Football is a violent game but it’s still just a fucking game. Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be to get kicked off of Nebraska? Lawrence Phillips couldn’t do that.

He was making strides last season and now this season he has made a quantum leap. He’s become a top 10 type player and the dude is only 21

A gay man puts a ring on his beard as quickly as humanly possible.

Wouldn’t a butt division be more accurately referred to as a crack?

This is how watching actual NFL games is, too. You sit through 5 minutes of bullshit ads to watch a kickoff go for a touchback, then 5 more minutes of ads.

I dunno...it is the champagne of beers.

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.

“Needs more wobble.”

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

That’s cool. I won’t be speaking to mine for the next 4 years.

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

I grew up a Bears fan (not anymore), Rodger’s has been the only Packers player I haven’t totally loathed besides Charles Woodson. With no reason listed as to why this is even going on, this revelation isn’t going to change my thoughts on him.

So the source says he hasn’t spoken to Rogers in years and yet he knows there’s no possible explanation for him (or the team) playing any worse?

It’s almost as if being a rich and famous person is incredibly fucking complicated.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Outside of Najeh Daveport, Steve Smith is the last person’s shit list on which I’d like to find myself.