Mm, no this is terrible.

I find this harder to believe than the events of the movie.

The Sous Vide cooker is cheap, sure, but how did you seal the food? Surely not in a zip-top bag or cling wrap, right? My understanding is that a proper vacuum sealer is at least as expensive as a good, accurate heating element. Forgive the inadvertent rhyme, but it's a necessary accessory.

I'm going to bring up a movie about giant mantises that pose as humans, so you know where this might be going. "Meet the Applegates," which no one else on Earth has seen (my best friend's parents owned a video store so I've seen a lot of movies no one would spend actual money to watch), has a birth scene which is both…