“The Mandarin isn’t in Ironman 3.” It would have been much better if the reality was “There is no Iron Man 3.”

I guess no one was really willing to show them “the way.”

Yeah, it seems to be one of the “in” things to do is hate on Coldplay. Now, I wasn’t ecstatic to find out they were playing Half time (probably would have been if the year was 2002), but I’ll guess none of these commenters are old enough to have appreciated Parachutes and A Rush of Blood to the Head when they first…

I was thinking Chipotle but this will do.

The first time I heard it was as an excerpt. It just seemed like a really fun, uplifting song but I can credit the sketch by James Corden with that point of view.

Always amazed at the legs of gymnasts. Damn, they be strong.

This is a serious question as I don’t know all the rules about football - What if Cam had batted or kicked it away from the reach of Demarcus Ware? would that have been a penalty? Would the Broncos have automatically gotten possession of the ball? Or if Cam r another Panther got a hold of it after the kick, would they…

That’s exactly what I plan to say to Iron Man.

How did that conversation go between the Zen Master and Fisher?

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I believe the original name wasn’t Staphanino or Stephanski, but...

I won’t believe it until Rob Lowe says so.

As a once SoCal transplant to NorCal for college, one of the first things I noticed was the usage of “hecka” and “hella.” I thought to myself, “This may take some time, but I guess I’m going to start using this as well to fit in with everyone.” Nope. In all my years there, never used it once. Never will. It just…

Seeing as how being a professional dancer doesn’t pay much, do you find many of your peers having second jobs (full time or part time)? Or do you make ends meet with the money you do make? If you had a conversation with your 8-year self who was hell bent on being a dancer, what advice would you give them? Would that…

Sam Mitchell is the same coach that refused to double team Kobe on his 81pt night. He may not have been on the court but damn if Mitchell doesn’t hold the record for most assists in a game.

I agree with Scott. That’s an insensitive and sh*tty thing for the NHL to do - implying his kids would have negative thoughts about him. Good on him for recognizing that and throwing down the gloves, this time outside the rink.

Mistakes:

Blatt gets fired yet Byron Scott is still employed? This is truly a season dedicated to Kobe and a passive aggressive way to tank.

When I was in the Caribbean, my favorite drink was a papaya smoothie, called a pau-pau. Then one day as I keenly watched the employee in the small hut on the side of the road make my drink, I saw him reach for a giant white tub on a shelf, pour some clear, viscous, white liquid in with some water and a few chunks of…