“The NBA should be about more than just getting kicked in the croutons! Oh, and give it all up to Homelessville.”

At 52 seconds in, that kill shot look of disappointment followed by walking sway is a look any girl can give a guy when she’s disappointed and wants to leave him in a pile of exploded dust. Yeezes Edouard. If you thought you had a shot with her before, I advise getting back to comfortably swiping left/right on your…

My mutant power used to be creating mix tape CDs for my friends, complete with a colored album cover and intricate playlist track inside a plastic jewel case. Along with a minor gift, the mixed CD was sort of an expected and wanted staple for birthdays or just random cheer-them-up situations. Now that CDs have gone…

I actually think it would be helpful if when walking into a Costco, you were handed an itinerary of what aisles had food samples. That way I would know which ones to avoid maneuvering with a cart. Also in the event I am shopping with the need of a little pick-me-up, I would know not to spoil it with some average…

“Hello, is this Minifigures Direct Ltd? Good! I just want you know that you’re all rude, thoughtless, little pigs. That’s all. Good bye.”

One year in.

To be fair, who wouldn’t want to hang out with this guy?

IT is really running down a dream if he thinks Paul Pierce will share that night with him.

“That’s what I told my youngest! Now we Big Ballin’ in Lithuania baby!”

“What? NOW you tell me.”

“I would have hired ya!”

It’s nice to see him overcome his struggles with how he’s being established in the Spurs system. This second part of his career could have been a real sh* hole had he chosen another team. Never forget this -

May be could lobby for a sponsor from Charmin?

+1 - This rec would be typed on bone, in silian braille.

I understand these directors made great movies, but am I a horrible person for wishing Portman said, “Here are the white male nominees” instead?

“On it!”

Holy 2h*

With a little luck, he can choose to go into the HoF as a member of the White Sox.

I remember in 2008 how it was hotly debated whether to draft Rose or Beasley first. With his explosive drive, slash to the basket moves and 2010-11 MVP, it was a wonder how anyone could even question drafting Beasley over Rose. Now in 2017, who knew that Beasley would be a more useful player?