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Jake Volmer
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In the public eye, unless you have built up a massive reservoir of good will, you will always be guilty until proven innocent.

Manfred was already in the sh* house with me after his failure to at least come forward and say Gurriel should have been exempted from play for the rest of the World Series for his asinine behavior. Oh, and I totally get the final decision may have been out of his hands due to the MLBPA but it would have been nice to

She’s got nothing to do. I’m sure she’ll turn up at some point.

I thought that for any pass to count as an assist, the recipient could dribble no more than 3 times before shooting. So, the recipient could do anything they wanted between 3 dribbles and if the basket is made, then it’s an assist. Verify?

This should have been done with blank pizza boxes numbered 1-5 with an impartial moderator who knows which numbers correspond to which brand. There’s going to be bias.

Is it safe to say that the future isn’t as bright so he doesn’t have to wear the shades he stole?

“Soooo, you’re saying it’s not that easy? That it’s going to take more than fairy dust and....... Magic?”

When discussing Lonzo, it’s the free throws that kill me. I can live with the notion that he is coming into his own as an assist savant and won’t have a good shot or have an ability to create his own shot at will. But then there’s the low free throw percentage. Dude, you’re under 7ft tall and a point guard. Nobody

“I believe that’s Turk Turkleton.”

Dhaslim approves

Put a statue of that outside Staples Center. Perhaps, right below Shaq’s.

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Did this conjure up Silicon Valley for anyone? Russ Hanneman would be proud -

“The Rock doesn’t know what Farhan, Rohan or Zohan is talking about. The Rock is ALWAYS on top!”

It’ amazing what Lebron can do when he actually tries. I wish he would just put the beef with Phil Jackson to rest and not be petty when discussing the Knicks - Phil doesn’t work there anymore. And there is no sense in insulting a rookie point guard who is trying to make his way from another country.

I am curious if UCLA will have their hand forced to discipline these young men upon their return to campus. It’s an international incident that was completely avoidable and in the fault of each of these three students.

“Impressive.”

Sometimes we are disappointed when we meet are heroes. I am glad Aubrey Huff was never my hero. Disappointment thwarted.