Even if this doesn't win can I please have a more wallpaper friendly version? I have money.

So you're ok being called "it" and "thing" then? For the sake of a joke. Hey THING, shut up.

E.

THIS ONE PICK THIS ONE

So what happens if he's caught playing video games if he's 'banned'? How does this work?

Can I get one of these please?

Noooooo! If the Warthog is gone what will the USA paint shark faces on!? WHAT WILL THE USA PAINT SHARK FACES ON!? It's bad enough that the Blackbird is gone, now we have to get rid of the Warthog as well?

The A-10 is NOT A FIGHTER.

It is a dedicated GROUND ATTACK AIRCRAFT that performs the role of close air support. It is a tank and bunker killer, not a hunter of planes. That is why it has the prefix "A" (for Attack) instead of the prefix "F" (For Fighter). Get it right.

The A-10 was my favorite flying titanium bathtub of death. I'm sad now.

Wait so if I am putting this together correctly, the A-10 fires it's rounds, the rounds hit the ground, you hear the rounds hitting the ground, then you hear the rounds leaving the A-10??

Oh great... the amazing F-35 and all its bugs and issues.

Guess he won't be bowling with his cousin for a while.

Oh great, more ammo for people who want to blindly blame video games for all of life's problems.

You don't play as that character. It's not meant to represent the player.

An original iPhone is not the same generation device as an iPhone 5S. An Xbox 360 is an Xbox 360, it's the same console, it should run everything released for the console. That is the entire promise of the console video game industry.

False. "The same corporation that owns McDonalds" is McDonalds. And Chipotle bought their shares back probably before you knew what Chipotle was. Earlier than I did anyway...

I believe you have my stapler.

I wish I could get into these games but I'm just not a fan. This seems like a very well crafted product but they're just not for me. For all you GTA'ers I hope you have lots of fun!

Smart gamers are just a minority. I like to think Kotaku is a club.

But that would involve being in that house at night. Surely you see the problem