Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

I’d say the XY series is the best to date. There is still some Team Rocket and filler however.

I have a Civic that needs an airbag recall right now... I wish Rosekind would go for the dealership's asses because all they're telling me is that they don't have parts and they don't know when they will. Alright, cool. My wife can just risk dying every time she drives the car until you do then. Yeah, that's fair.

You guys are just posting insanity now. A flood titled ITALIAN exotic that has an electronic roof! From PA! Right... I don’t see what could go wrong.

You used to be cool Tavarish.

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Also... a McLaren 570S and Porsche 911 GT3 can’t handle being driven hard for more than half an hour? Seems unpossible.

I’m pretty sure that it’ll be called the Toyopet and it’ll be so fucking kawaii that Senpai will finally notice it.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridg…

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

“You never had your snark”

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

...do you even get the irony of making that comment to me of all people?

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.