Oh, sure, stick the black guy on the “extra” show.

Toyota bought a new house in a new suburb where all the streets have the same name because ‘you get more for your money’ then spends nearly two hours a day driving to and from work.

Toyota thought the dish where you used fresh ground pepper and chopped onions was spicy.

Toyota’s favorite snack is unsalted unbuttered popcorn.

Toyota thinks Creed is “pretty heavy”

Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip, do you know how much interest you could have gotten if you kept the amount in a tax free savings account?

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

Someone cut off Ballaban’s access to the Keurig, please.

I’ll just leave this here.

Gary was my rival, and he never stood a chance.

Oh “alot” really grinds my gears too.

Holy typos in this one. Sweet article but am I the only one who noticed the errors? I’m not used to that from Sean.

This is the worst? You’ve clearly never visited Thought Catalog.

Pimp My Ride’s broadcast history for the international version: a Trabant 601

You know who don’t like Lambos? Pelicans.

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.

Let me tell you something. We’ve got the smartest, best people on this. People are asking me all the time, “is Volkswagen dead?” And I’ll tell you what, they're right. Nobody is buying Volkswagens. It's been killed by bad deals and poor leadership. Nobody in Volkswagen knows what they're doing, they're all…

Oh, I thought this was going to be a list of regular car reviews. Leaving disappointed.