Same way:  with lemon butter. Although it tends to make your underwear slippery.

I take an approach I learned from the Sims; put them in a room and remove the door. Works but the smell is unbearable after a few days.

I don’t recommend putting them in a pool and removing the ladder, they don’t seem to mind it as much.

If she was all business and emotionless, she would have been branded as a ball busting, robotic man eater. Women can’t win.

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

I think the longest I ever stretched a tank was 110 miles. Most of the time you can expect 90 miles if you’re hard on the throttle.

I eat the sweet potato skins all the time.  Just  little butter and salt

I daily drove my 1975 MGB for many years. Eventually I got a 2nd vehicle - a Yamaha R6 (which, let’s be honest, isn’t an improvement in practicality).

Can it camp at Breakover Angle Park, the fabled mythical camp ground I just made up the requires a breakover angle of less than a million billion degrees??????

Gravy, uh, uh, finds, uh, a way.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS

I stuck your mother in a kitschy hotel room, recognitions!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The day is MINE!

To clarify, I don’t want to hear shit about how some black men, Asian Americans or Cuban Americans voted. The dog whistle was coming from inside your house. A majority of your people, white folks. Sort your shit out, before doing the analysis on why it was so close. 

Never let them live it down. It took a majority of us minorities to hold back the majority of majority in this election.

He should have just complied.

Great article! I think I’ve grown so used to an internet filled to the brim with free porn, that I never really considered the economics of the performers.

How to turn a whale into a perch.

Wow, the driver could have been krilled.

It’s electric!

Cotton towels are a life saver. Dry your hands, grab a hot lid, take something from the oven/microwave, steady a bowl/cutting board, or smack your loved one in the butt. Very useful.

HOT TAKE: Station wagons will make a comeback as EVs!!