You’re not going to sit on the throne for an hour until your butt is dry are you?

There certainly is a similarity between both Michelin and BK’s principle product.

I mean, if it’s not mag-lev, is it really a monorail?

I don’t know why, but the two are tightly coupled in my head.

Clever girl.

A true pedant would say fewer than ten thousand.

made of a protein called cellulose

The design looks to be polarizing, but at least it’s not boring. Could do without the crazy amount of creases on the doors, but I’m really digging the interior and the wraparound effect.

Your grown-ups must be proud. 

Hey guys,

oh, yeah, you could do “Wipe And Polish” to that one. Don’t forget to scrape that macaroni pot before it goes in the dishwasher. 

How is it possible to write this article without mentioning Mark Watney or potatoes?

You sure?

I don’t know about all that but I can do it for a couple of pints if push comes to shove.

Slideshow. Why. Why slideshow.

Me.

That’s it, I’ve decided to become rich.

Pardon me, do you have any USB-C cables?

Kinja’d on the first seven upload attempts, lemme try again.

I hate this and I hate all of you. 😒 Make KITT a black ‘80s Trans Am that cranks synthwave and cuts CUVs in half with a laser. I’d watch the fuck out of that.

Forgot to mention the twins: