jakesecrab
Jake Secrab
jakesecrab

Wow... this story has about five layers of irony.

I’m begging y’all to give this ghoul the LEAST amount of attention possible. I don’t care what “outrageous” or stupid donkey shit dribbles out her mouth — quit giving her oxygen. None of this is new or worthy of reporting on. I see some Jenner article basically every other day.








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SHHHUUAAAAAAAN

“There are kids here”

lol just watch real porn. 

He can just pull himself up by his bootstraps what’s the problem?

I bet she’s not wearing that shit-eating grin anymore.

Holy shit - the look on that kids face is priceless.  Welcome to humanity, kid.  You’re going to be sitting like that, desperately praying for the morons around you to leave you alone, a lot in this life.

I just love that “Angry Obama” is his foundation’s top donor tier.

Here is the single funniest thing is this article:

In food at least, a lot of business owners feel like everyone owes them cheap labor because the business was “their dream”. I had someone offer me $14/hr for an exec chef position, to which I replied “Lol, no.” and informed her that anyone actually qualified wouldn’t work for that rate. She cried that opening the

Cry me a river. This labor reckoning is delicious. I’ve been working (on the books) since I was 16. It wasn’t until I was in my mid-thirties (8 different jobs) that I earned something approximating a comfortable wage, and I’m one of the lucky ones! Pay up, suckers.

That senator’s bleating is the definition of Republican hindsight 20/20. Even if they knew the results they still gotta lemming off that cliff for dear ol' masa trump

The biggest joke. Part of their success and image relies on enough people believing they are both uniquely smart and uniquely good and that we should all aspire to be a 65 year old white male billionaire who is slightly more charitable than that other middle age white male billionaire or that other one. When

One casualty of my office-working days was a super snarky article from the Economist about the advice of “Great Men” like Cook, Gates, Jobs, Bezos, etc. I loved it so much that I laminated it and put it on my individual fridge in the hopes that my clueless agency head would read it and see himself. (He never did

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

With all due respect, Bill: shut the fuck up, forever.