My home had a sewer backup overnight and my entire living room got flooded with raw sewage and this verdict still somehow has me feeling like it’s a great fucking day.  Thank the gods.

Oooh! Can I have a slow-motion replay?

I mean I read that shit and laughed out loud at the outrage of those duped inbred morons. I mean they expected everyone but them to get screwed. I mean did the writers of this expect me to feel bad for the old guy that gave him $500? A Rush Limbuagh listening bigoted asshole? Fuck no. I want them to burn in the flames…

When the man, Kelly Sills, was confronted by security at a Disney restaurant about missing the safety procedures required to enter the park

I like living in a world where Matt Gaetz got almost no sleep this week.

Are you really this fucking stupid to think that your shitty fucking opinion cannot possibly be disagreed with?

You know, after the year we’ve had, I think we should get to see mitch mcconnell die. Y’know, as a treat.

ACAB no matter what country they are in.

There is a disgusting pile of dog crap on the sidewalk on the way home from the grocery store—every week we pass it and I go oh, right, gross, that pile of dog crap.

I’ll buy a ticket for this. This would raise billions. 

I’m just going to leave this here, for those who obstinately argued with me that I should “wait and see” in regards to the success of Stadia, so sure were they google wouldn’t abandon them and it would take ofF. Thus, we agreed to reconvene back here, after the 3 years they said it would require to reach full speed...…

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

If by “putting him in timeout” means throwing him in the one of the Capitol Building dumpsters, I agree.

“EA has done a terrible job with the Star Wars license, I wish they gave a chance to make Star Wars games to some other company!”

Let’s hope the Capitol Police aren’t in charge of the response.

“The adviser told me that Trump expressed disgust on aesthetic grounds over how ‘low class’ his supporters looked. ‘He doesn’t like low-class things,’ the adviser said ...”

This Karen also has prior arrests. I’m starting to see a pattern of shitty behavior, but as long as she believes that’s not who she is...

And now for a musical interlude...