*Puts on David Caruso sunglasses*

Moments after the can collision with his face, the door-bell ringing made me laugh....

They’ll have to fumigate the White House; may as well fumigate the Twitter accounts. Everyone who needs to follow the official accounts can do so easily. Most of those followers are probably bots anyway. 

Where are the Praetorian Guard when you really need them?

Tell us again how crunch makes everything better, gang.

I always post this when someone brings up something being metal.

I would love to see Jill Biden step out of a limo at the WH and hand back to Melanoma the mystery Tiffany box she gave to Michelle Obama in 2017.

These sub-human degenerates need the same treatment that the Branch Davidians got from the FBI.

I think the cult will lose steam as he is out of the spotlight more, but he will do his damnedest to fan the flames, and I think even if all those MAGA hats get relegated to the closet, it won’t take much to reignite the cult insanity. (It’ll be interesting watching the GOP trying to decide whether to roll the cult…

Georgia has finished the re-count and confirm a Biden win.

I had a chance to meet this extraordinary young man and his mother years ago at his family’s restaurant here in Gary. He was working behind the counter, and we chatted about his love of cooking. Just an incredibly sweet kid. May he rest in peace, reunited with his mom.

I’m not even an American but every time I think about how miserable Trump must be feeling currently it makes me smile. 

I mean there was a story out there that staff in WH are lighting scented candles to try and cover up the smell of fast food. That basically means the president is a teenager eating away the pain. Really can he just leave now? Look hand him a participation trophy, a bucket of KFC & some extra strength depends and just…

Remember all the Trumpers being like “Fuck your feelings”?

People don’t embrace fascism because it is intellectually persuasive, they do it because they are broken people (looking at you Ye).  Unless you can find a way to go back in time and tell these people they are good boys and girls and mommy and daddy love them, they’re always going to hear that siren song of fascism. …

Surely those extra-crispy arteries can’t hold out against what must be four digit blood pressure. C’mon stroke!

This sums up what happened in Georgia.